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(Noun) The unique, definitive initialism of "The Phone Show." Read as "The Phone Show."This helpful acronym saves ten keystrokes when refering to Brad Carter's streaming show. Use in the context of "Phone Losers of America" and Cacti Radio.

Commonly misused to refer to the lesser known "Prank Show."

See Cacti Radio's website.
What time is TPS tonight? (Noun)
by tabachi June 14, 2011
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Tim Hortons Positioning System. Similiar to GPS.

Sixth sense every Canadian is born with, used to locate the nearest Tim Hortons.
Billie: "20 hours, no sleep, need CAFFEINE"

Bob:"Well turn left here, my TPS is going off"
by mathraptor September 9, 2009
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tps

1.
A Norwegian term short for "Tar da på sikt", wich means that you don't know if you wanna do/join whatever the other person are talking about.

2.

Often used when you dont wanna do something, but don't want so say no. A kind of excuse.
1.
Dennis: " Should we meet later?"

Jonas: " I think I have to work, im not sure, tps."

2.
Kokjen: " Wanna go with me to church today?"

Pavoboy: " Ehhhh... tps"
by Sut3kh June 27, 2009
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Territorial Pissing Syndrome.
Named for the Nirvana song Territorial Pissings in reference to the line 'just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'
Charatarized by a full-blown case of paranoia with a slight possibility that someone might actually be out to get you.
Me: ...so i concluded that Major League Baseball was reading my 'bad thoughts' via satellite feed, from the microchip the aliens implanted in my neck!

Psychiatrist: Very interesting. A few miligrams haloperidol daily should cure that up. Has anything else been troubling you recently?

Me: Well, I'm pretty sure the religious nut next door is going through my trash trying to find evidence of satanic rituals and gauging my drinking habbits. And, recently, I've seen him stockpiling lighterfluid daily with his pick-up. At this point, I suspect he's planning on burning my house down with me in it.

Psychiatrist: Well, it's not entirely impossible, especially since you have 'Infant Sacrifice, Lord Beelzubub' tattooed on the back of your bald head. However, since you're a complete wackjob, I'm penciling it into your case file under TPS and uping you meds.

Me: Oh cool.
by p@r$e.on July 29, 2010
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Throttle Position Sensor. A common part of a fuel injection system that reports throttle position back to the ECM. It's calibration is critical for proper vehicle performance.
I have to take my bike back to the dealer to get the TPS reset . . . thanks Erik.
by none. November 17, 2005
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Tiny Penis Syndrome. Causes the affected person to act arrogent and most likely have a very large truck and/or lots of expensive stuff
Did you see James trying to be all cool and and impress everyone with his truck's new stereo system? He's probably compensating for his bad case of TPS.
by TwistedEmotion July 2, 2006
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Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.
by felixombc June 25, 2014
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