tottyoaks

slang for the popular u.k t.v soap hollyoaks due to it having many "totty"(good lookin', hot) charicters/acters.

Person 1: hey, did you see Tottyoaks last night?
Person2: yea, that Sarah is well fit, a total totty!

by Stinkin' hippy March 13, 2008

Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

by mertric mike July 27, 2009

totty rating

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

by TG:83 September 24, 2004

totty loomooty

A popular girl who thinks they're country when they're as city as city gets!

(Popular girl) is a totty loomooty!

by Gregory Magiie January 3, 2014

totty

means a good looking person, can be either male or female.

"phew, he's a right bit of totty"

by ellroy August 6, 2003

tottypoddler

another word for sket/frigger

'oi look at her, the little tottypoddler'

by nobby man May 30, 2006

Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013