Toomuchstrokeitis

The pain in your urethra after you either stroked A LOT before finishing yourself off or you have masturbated on multiple occasions in a short period of time.

Man: "Why is that teen boy walking like a vacuum attacked his junk?"

Wife:"He has a bad case of toomuchstrokeitis."

Man:"How do you know that?"

*Wife coughs and puts hand over her Adam's Apple *

Man:"O, you're a dude. That explains the penis."

by The Broken Stroker September 23, 2009

It's not a toomah

Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger.

"It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

toomey

Named after Senator Patrick Toomey (R) from Pennsylvania who is notorious for ignoring his constituents (he held zero in-person town halls since becoming elected in 2016 throughout key policy discussions including the appointment of various cabinet members requiring Senate approval to debating health care legislation, and he received tens of thousands of faxes from constituents who were unable to reach him using his email or phone), to toomey someone is to wilfully ignore them, especially in cases where it is one's job to pay attention to them.

Person A: Can you believe it?! That tech support guy just hung up on me!

Person B: Dude, you've just been toomeyed.

by citizen_grammarian June 23, 2017

Toomotional

Someone who is too emotional (way too much drama basically) . It is the opposite of Nomotional, someone who is not much emotional

Hey, will you stop being Toomotional?
Bryan is such a Toomotional

by 27weeks March 11, 2021

toomics

A websiste with over 18 content

Did you see that toomics comic

by nightsj September 23, 2020

TOOMUCHGHETTOASSNESS

When some one does something that is way to ghetto that it is no longer funny or excepted. tacky to the max. Makes black people look bad>

That wedding that i saw at White Castle was just TOOMUCHGHETTOASSNESS

by kidsupakool93 January 17, 2011

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

by MulattoTech April 20, 2017