Toland

1. Observant, analytical and intuitive. Can read minds and look into the future.
2. Wise and full of knowledge and understanding. If speaking, take heed.
3. Full of high-lair-it-T

4. Known for having high butts.
5. Kind and bodacious! If found, don't let go.

When imparted with supreme knowledge, you've just been Toland'd.

by Banyanyas September 10, 2009

Tollady

An unlucky fool. A strange being without company. An idiot. Often found alone with condiments.

oh he is singing to the tin opener again, what a tollady!

by adann December 1, 2010

tholland

A awesome mother fucker, who resides to only cause chaos and destruction.

Also known as Th0lland420, and Tom Holland™️.

Rando person: Tholland is just so amazing

Another rando: ikr
Rando person: trueeee froggers poggers

by Tholland420 April 29, 2021

trolland

Any troll on a message board who obsessively posts nonsense, stalks users, and is generally annoying. Comes from the IMDB troll James Boland.

Don't bother answering him, he's just another Trolland.

by trolland October 10, 2008

tolando

Tolando is a guy who will take your breath away. At first you might not know how much he’s going to mean to you, but once you give him a shot you’ll see how amazing he really is. He’s one to care about you and your feelings. He’s more than likely going to make sure you’re okay before he thinks of himself. Yes, sometimes you will get frustrated with him but in the end you will know you love him and you couldn’t live with out that guy.

Kelly is such a lucky girl , I heard she’s dating Tolando.

by mylove2513 September 3, 2018

Sean Tollan

A poof.

That guys such a 'Sean Tollan'.

by Craig Burnett December 11, 2011

Toland

1. Commonly known as toe lint, it is a word used to describe lazy people who are obsessed with video games.

2. A person that doesn't shave.

3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.

4. A person that just wants to have fun.

5. A person who wields a lamberge.

6. A person that hates to take showers.

7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.

8. Someone who slouches too much.

9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.

10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.

11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.


Examples:

Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.

Eww... you have so much toe lint.

That's disgusting Toland.

Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you

toe lint Toland

by Grandma Joe's April 28, 2009