Too Much Woman: Similar to TMI, but in this case the woman provides more sexual, intellectual, psychological, or recreational stimulation than a man can handle. Typical men will have a hard time acknowledging TMW, but the W knows very well when it applies.
Man: That was quite an orgasm. It's never happened before like that.
Woman: Really? I guess I may be TMW for you.
Woman: Really? I guess I may be TMW for you.
by ding dong annette December 02, 2010
dude 1: What happened with you and that hot blonde you were dating?
dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.
dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.
by RockkkChickkk February 19, 2008
"This Means War" - a declaration that someone has offended you and you have made it your mission to exact revenge.
by tell_u_madda_dat August 04, 2014
Too many words. A very long email of thoughts/opinions that would give the reader a headache if he/she attempted to read it.
Dude, I have carpal tunnel from scrolling down to get to the bottom of JV's email. TMW, I ain't reading that shiz. WTF
by oface2 September 16, 2011
1. Used in the homo-erotic context at the end of an awkward conversation meaning "Tonsil My Wang."
2. Can also be used to represent the term, "Touch My Wang."
2. Can also be used to represent the term, "Touch My Wang."
EXAMPLE: Tim - "Well, I have to go make out with my extremely hot, straight girlfriend."
John - "Oh. Well, next time I see you, you have to tmw."
Tim - "Holy shit dude! STOP FAGGING ME!"
by LoyalistCollegeMD January 22, 2008
Short for "Text Me When". Something rushing teens say when they want someone text them at a certain time or place.
Teen 1: Hey girl!
Teen 2: Hey girrrrlllll! You coming to the party?? Jake will be there. I heard he wants to see you ;)
Teen 1: You know it!! ;)
Teen 2: Okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;D
Teen 2: Hey girrrrlllll! You coming to the party?? Jake will be there. I heard he wants to see you ;)
Teen 1: You know it!! ;)
Teen 2: Okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;D
by dictionariorrrr April 20, 2013