A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
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"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
Get the Giant Toscano Eating Bitch mug.Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections
Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw
Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal
Definition 4: The Man
Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection
Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw
Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal
Definition 4: The Man
Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection
The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men
by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009
Get the Tosches mug.Guy 1: Bro do u think Tosca still likes you
Guy 2: No way bro she’s moved on but I wish I could tell her I still feel the same
Guy 2: No way bro she’s moved on but I wish I could tell her I still feel the same
by BrandonGarrett October 25, 2020
Get the Tosca mug."Big Thoschei energy" - When your best friend constantly tries to kill you but is still kinda hot and you are totally in love/denial.
My best friend Koschei tried to murder me today and take over the universe, I'm kinda into him and have rings with our names, I hate him. We have Big Thoschei Energy.
by Missy Saxon January 16, 2020
Get the Big Thoschei Energy mug.V. When you sit on a park bench with your friend and talk about something together at somebody standing on the pavement in front of you. Person on pavement optional.
Want to go tomscotting?
I would like to tomscott.
I am a tomscotter.
They just tomscotted.
They are tomscotters.
I would like to tomscott.
I am a tomscotter.
They just tomscotted.
They are tomscotters.
by Moliveofscratch November 24, 2016
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Get the Hot Tosca mug.A rudimentary language comprised mainly of curse words and insults. Toscanese is only spoken among the closest of friends otherwise the language would easily be thought of as rude and vulgar.
A typical conversation in Toscanese may go like this:
B: "Pack the bowl you f***er!"
J: "I'm the guest you a***ole!"
B: "Exactly you're mooching so you have to do it you lazy a**."
B: "Pack the bowl you f***er!"
J: "I'm the guest you a***ole!"
B: "Exactly you're mooching so you have to do it you lazy a**."
by fballz September 30, 2008
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