the zoo

where gay people go on field trips.
where giraffes are birthed by santa.
where mr slayman gets un-birthed by giraffes.

"im going to the zoo today!!"
"the zoo?! what are you gay?"

by Sarah P & Mona H January 15, 2008

The Zoo

The wild ass fucking universe containing an enormous amount of unanswered questions and unnecessary things that can kill you or scar you for life, tis but a lovely universe we share all by ourselves is it not?

"Yo I think that giraffe neck yee yee lookin ass mf forgot the zoo culture up in here no cap"

by BubbyTheSpaceCowboi June 20, 2021

Spend the night at the Zoo

Basically it means to get laid.

Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your girl going?

Guy 2: I'm Finally going to Spend the night at the Zoo!

Guy 1: That's my boy! Finna get it in!

by Sodafizz April 9, 2011

Crying wolf in the zoo

Stating the obvious, especially while thinking you made a great observation.

-May I have your phone? Can't find mine
-Oh, so try calling it
-Yes, good idea. May I have your phone?
-So you can call... I'm crying wolf in the zoo again, right?

by e-shy May 13, 2017

What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

by WALDO. That is all. November 28, 2010

taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.

How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.

by s3zero February 4, 2010

when the sussin goes to the zoo

the act in which a person who is suspicious, goes to the zoo.

Person1: Damn, I really hate my parents.
Person2: When the sussin goes to the zoo.
Person1: What the fuck does that mean.

by sussusamongsu April 12, 2021