The Walking Dead 

Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.

Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"

Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle

The Walking Dead by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014

the walking dead 

the best tv show you will ever watch <3

if i hear someone say they don't like twd. ima beat the shit outta that bitch.

(rosita be owning the whole show doe)

person 1 "omg, the walking dead is so good wtf."
person 2 "I KNOW RIGHT!"

person 1 "DUDE THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT WAS SO GOOD!"
person 3 "Wtf, u guys like the walking dead? its so shit."
person 1&2 "get the fuck out ❤️"

the walking dead by gayforfictionalcharacters July 27, 2020

The walking dead 

The best show tv has ever seen. It stars Andrew Lincoln has the main character a(rick grimes), and Norman Reedus

as is best friend. Quite frankly 2 of the best chacaters of all time

Dude1 = have you watched the walking dead . Negan is so bad a33

Dude2 = ye isnt he

The walking dead by Girls123 June 29, 2017

The walking dead 

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

The walking dead by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022

The Walking Dead 

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.

Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.

The Walking Dead by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016

The Walking Dead 

A bland and monotonous television series about survival in a zombie apocalypse. While originally based on a well conceived and poignant graphic novel series, the show features scene ruining child actors, particularly Chandler Riggs as 'Carl", and is followed by a pointless, self aggrandizing talk show 'Talking Dead' featuring b-list celebrities.

The Walking Dead
Rick Grimes: "Carl I need you to stay here; it's my job as your father."
Carl Grimes: "NO DAD, I CAN HELP!"
Rick Grimes: "No."
Carl Grimes: (pouty face)

The Walking Dead by Pitt Revue November 14, 2013

the walking dead 

some stupid and lame television show that western society has somehow been obsessed with and caught up in. People do not realize that the show featuring the zombies, are them. (in other words, YOU the television watcher, are the zombie ... and the people who produce the show are mocking you and whoever watches this crap show. it's mockery of you and society. sad that most people waste their minds on this junk and do not realize this.) that's the whole plot, what I just wrote. That's it. That is The Walking Dead.

The Walking Dead is for zombies with no imagination who want to look to Hollywood and anything famous, for any sort of imagination or escape.

True Detective is far more interesting.

the walking dead by Fuck Seattle go raise Cattle February 6, 2017