spread the seed

Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.

It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?

by J to the Holmes July 4, 2006

In the seed cone

To be in a really bad position with little chance of recovery.

Dude, after that frozen tamale, I am DEFINITELY in the seed cone!

by BadPepper February 3, 2009

Shoot the Seed

D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.

D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"

E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.

They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.

E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.

(if John Colbert reads this,

"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed

on the Colbert Report... pretty please")

by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship

hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

by jjzachary April 27, 2011

free the seed

To ejaculate sperm

She felt him free the seed deep inside her hot pussy

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

Plant the seed

When a women does oral and the guy before cumming sticks his dick in her ass and cums violently

Man i did the plant the seed in Mira last night she violently came

by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020

Plant the Seed

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'

Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.

by Afrothump November 18, 2010