Skinning the Sausage

Engaging in the act of masturbation

"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."

by Lord of Skeet September 3, 2012

hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".

"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"

by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009

no stranger to the sausage bin

Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.

Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.

by Nicholas D May 16, 2004

bury the sausage

To insert a penis into a vagina

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!

by Retrix February 24, 2010

salute the sausage

To suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome

"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage in the bathroom last night?"

by Screech Powers July 29, 2008

Find the sausage

to give someone a blow job

we played find the sausage

by Tom Delonge December 6, 2004