relief at the pump

Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.

Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.

Jack was so ticked off that gas was $5.00/gallon when he was on his ski vacation that he got "relief at the pump" by peeing on the pump! What an idiot! Still, I can't say I blame him!

by thingoneandthingtwo June 11, 2012

under the pump

Under the pump - for being very busy, feeling the pressure (like that caused when using a pump to inflate), almost at bursting point.

How are ya, mate?

'Far out mate, been under the pump!'

by BVB1 February 14, 2019

Pain at the pump

One of the most overused and annoying phrases in news history to describe high gas prices. Often used at least once when broadcasting a story that involves gas prices.

Producer: I got it! We'll name the news story "Pain at the pump!"

Assistant Producer: Bloody clever that one!

*400 "Pain at the pump" news stories later*

Producer: Hmm...How about we call this segment "Pain at the pump?"

Assistant Producer: I love it! Very original.

by Baxton April 1, 2008

Pain at the Pump

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.

"Ever notice the guys that date Stacy always wind up with Pain at the Pump?"

by Gribby May 23, 2008

prime the pump

phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.

bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."

by Taters1985 January 14, 2009

cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

by mandaz April 2, 2006

prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

by awhellnaw January 11, 2008