Martini

an alchoholic irish heavy metal comedy badass with split personality disorder

in the departed matt damon was a total martini in the departed

by MARTINI P June 5, 2009

martini

a fancy glass of water with an olive in it.

Billy: I think I may be drunk... I drank too many martinis.
Bob: How can you get drunk off of water and an olive in a fancy glass?

by unicornhugger April 4, 2011

martini

A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.

The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.

by Tuna Wanda July 18, 2008

martini

On a film shoot, the last shot of the day.

"This shot is "the martini." The next shot is in the glass.

by thevineyard May 16, 2007

martini

To finger your girl's (err ... or dude's) anus while lubing it up during 4play, then while ramming your pipe into her ass, stick the finger that you were sticking up her poop chute into her mouth! It's like eating the olive off the toothpic in your "cocktail." With enough lubricant, they wont even know what they just et till you tell them.

Marty worked Billie into such a frenzy when he had her down on all fours that she slurped down a martini like a drunk fallin off the wagon.

by Martinous July 23, 2006

Martini Henry

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Moolie Martini

a delicious drink consisting of Bartons Vodka and Kool-Aid.

Any flavor of Kool-Aid will do. I like my Moolie Martini with Cherry Kool-Aid.
"Hey John, fire up the grill and I'll make us some Moolie Martinis"

by shamroxnshots April 20, 2009