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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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clash of the indian jews

when a indian and a skinny jew fight by bitch slapping each other on field day.
Once the indian slaps the shit out of the jew, they have hardcore make up sex and procced to do an indian tribal shit.
Mordecai: shalom good friend, yesterday me and abheer made a clash of the indian jews on our field day.
by the indian shitter June 18, 2013
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Jews in the Chamber

Similar to a Dutch oven. First you take a bug hit off your vape then pull the blanket over their head and blow the vape under the blanket.
Hey babe wanna see a cool vape trick? JEWS IN THE CHAMBER
by Bloodlust69 November 21, 2022
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Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.
I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.
by koreabound April 7, 2011
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