what the juice

Another way to say “What the hell?” Popularized by Randy “Ninja” Cunningham.

What the juice, Howard? You’re such a shoob!

by EpicEric26 July 8, 2018

Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.

Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?

by Alessus November 29, 2010

weezin' the juice

The act of drinking a 'slurpee' or 'ICEE' product, directly from the it's tap.

Stoney and Link went to the 7/11, but were kicked out when they were caught weezin' the juice.

by The crustiest vato you've ever witnessed July 2, 2006

weezing the juice

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying

me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.

by carie November 10, 2003

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

The reward is not worth the effort.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

by Who’R’You August 17, 2022

Glass The Juice

Idk my argentinian grandpa said it to me

Grandpa: Glass the Juice!!!111
Me: ok

by EliteRay002 May 19, 2023

wease the juice

An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."

Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.

Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.

Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.

by MorningX July 26, 2009