the gift of gab

some with the ability to hold an engaging conversation with nearly every person they encounter.

Michael O'Shaughnnessy cannot go anywhere without making a friend - he has the gift of gab.

by buttermilkmeeks August 24, 2016

shoot the gift

To apply the gift of gab, performing lyrical miracles, or (somewhat less commonly) talking people into doing what one wants. Occasionally both at once.

When I meet a bitch, I bust that Jedi Mind Trick, and I shoot the gift till dat ass hits my fist.

by buttcheeks_mcgee June 29, 2009

school for the gifted

A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.

Haha, school for the gifted.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

The Gifford School

The Gifford School is a Special Ed school in Weston Massachusetts that is one of the sketchiest schools in America all you see there are kids being restrained by staff while the staff are smiling and laughing and it is impossible to do work there because kids would scream and bang on the walls and the staff there claim they will help yet they are very manipulative and have no respect towards Innocent kids who are dying to transfer back to there public school and the only kids they respect are white kids claiming there "gangstas" and most of the kids even the staff are Racist and Homophobic to anyone but 100% straight white people and they will send kids to this place called "the counseling area" often refered to as the "CA" when they "talk about people when they are not in the room" which is the perfect time to talk about someone you don't like and I am actually surprised parents think this is a good school and send their kids there yet there are gangs, drug dealers, sensitive kids that want to shoot up the school, teen pregnancy, racism and homophobia towards everyone but straight white people, and many more fucked up things that don't even happen at a public school

The Nazi's Kidnapped Jews and kept them at The Gifford School during World War 2

by GiffordSucks69420 January 27, 2020

The gift that keeps on giving

A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.

"You two are literally the gift that keeps on giving, like I can never get bored of you."

by Lord Kinkster January 31, 2021

shoot the gift

Demonstrate one's capacity for lyricism. See spit.

I move swift and uplift your mind, shoot the gift when I riff in rhyme... - Nas

by dr_smithabeat June 24, 2003

exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018