Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.

1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.

by Willow April 1, 2008

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The Jeswin Charm

Using force while being nice

Mrs. Book couldn't handle the Jeswin Charm

by Jezwin December 7, 2021

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The Lucky Charm

After placing a handful of multi-colored peanut M&Ms in one’s anus without the knowledge of the top, the bottom then climbs onto the top and pushes them out onto his chest or face while saying, “Taste the rainbow, Bitch!”

This top was being a real jerk, so I gave him the lucky charm.

by Alqualonde March 25, 2021

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charm the snake

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The man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake!

by Anonymity Pseudononymous December 29, 2013

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The Lucky Charm Effect

The lucky charm effect happens when a certain undesirable object is left behind over a more desirable object till the very end, until the object is forgot about, thrown away, or forced upon someone. Such like picking the lucky charms out of the box, or a dog never being picked at the pound.

Joey: “Man, why can’t we be picked first for once in dodgeball...”
Daniel: “dude, it’s just the lucky charm effect.”

by Lima B EaNen February 17, 2019

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