Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

Thank God It's Black

when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.

Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black

by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

Thank God For Block

It's what you say as a final retort to end an online debate when someone blocks you because they can't win in a contest of logic with you. Best said when someone accuses you of the various internet "maladies" such as "special snowflake syndrome". Also best to be said when the opposing debater characterizes that malady which they accuse you of having after you attempt a dedicated, rational debate.

She honestly tried to convince me that donuts won't make you fat, and I quoted a reputable source to contradict her, so she blocked me. Haha, Thank God For Block!

by THEOWLTHATASKSWHY January 11, 2014

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Thank You Based God

For when you have to thank the Based God Lil B for anything worth thanking him for.
Often abbreviated to TYBG

The Based God Lil B fucked my bitch, thank you based god.

by atlas lmao May 28, 2019

Thank you based god

A phrase that idiots say to annoy others. The phrase is also used to idolize the autistic rapper Lil B. The phrase can often be heard when something ridiculous or awesome happens.

see also: Lil B, tybg, and based god

When the Apocalypse didn't happen: "Thank you based god!"

After fucking your bitch: "Thank you based god!"

by SkeezleBub July 26, 2011

older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008