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tel aviv university
Tel Aviv University - the largest of Israel's higher education institutions, if technion is where a person would study to become something useful in life, TAU is where someone would go to learn how to be a hipster.
"Do you study at Tel Aviv University"
"no ahi, I don't wear vintage"
"In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"
"no ahi, I don't wear vintage"
"In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"
tel aviv university by IPAgenie December 5, 2017
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tel-cell tool
the idiots that hang around in front of a tv camera or front row seats at an event+call someone on their cell phone to see if they're on tv and smile and wave
Hey dude, am i on TV? Look...i'm the one waving like a total dick. I'm a tel-cell tool....look at me
tel-cell tool by mcat August 2, 2006
Tel Yehudah
The National Senior Zionist Leadership Camp of Young Judea. The best Jew camp in upstate New York. But really, this is where all the horniest and hottest young Jews of America and Canada, Europe, Israel, and even Australia come to get it on early and often. The place of many firsts...and seconds...and thirds...and so on. There is so much hooking up, in fact, that the boys have developed a point system to keep score of their conquests.
Typical Conversation at Tel Yehudah:
Adam: Yo did you get some from Sarah tonight???
Zach: You know it. We have to have a bunk meeting tonight and decide how many points I get for that hookup
Adam: Yo did you get some from Sarah tonight???
Zach: You know it. We have to have a bunk meeting tonight and decide how many points I get for that hookup
Tel Yehudah by YJ4Life June 12, 2010
Tel Yehudah
The National Senior Zionist Leadership Camp of Young Judea. Short name is TY. It's the best Jew camp in upstate New York and also the most sexually-oriented camp on the east coast and one of the top five in the country. This is the place where many jews get it on for the first time and many more. The hottest and horniest young jews come here and there is so much hooking up. Also nicknamed Hook-Up Island.
Ian: Max, who did you hook up with tonight? Did you get past hooking up?
Max: I hooked up with Leah for like two hours.
Adam: Did you get any this past session at Tel Yehudah Josh?
Josh: Yeah dude I felt up like 3 girls and got head from one .. oh and I forgot how many I made out with .. I stopped counting after 30.
Max: I hooked up with Leah for like two hours.
Adam: Did you get any this past session at Tel Yehudah Josh?
Josh: Yeah dude I felt up like 3 girls and got head from one .. oh and I forgot how many I made out with .. I stopped counting after 30.
Tel Yehudah by jwerblr October 22, 2010
Tel Aviv
The REAL capital of Israel. Jerusalem is only considered to be Israel capital by those idiots from United States.
Fuck you all assholes who think Jerusalem is Israel's capital. It's clearly TEL AVIV NOT JERUSALEM you nigger cunts
Tel Aviv by STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON LASE December 2, 2018