Taos time

Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.

1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."

2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."

by derpymcgee April 4, 2011

Taos Turn Signal

A Taos Turn Signal occurs when someone turns on their turn signal either during or after the turn for which it regards. Although this action is common everywhere, it happens a lot in northern New Mexico, and has become somewhat of an inside joke among residents around New Mexico to call a late Turn Signal a Taos Turn Signal.

"Every time I find myself at this stop sign, no matter who it is, whoever is in front of me pulls a Taos Turn Signal."

by taoseno October 19, 2008

Taos Hum

1. Simply amazing Rock n' Roll band of incredibly talented musicians who played the greater bay area from approximatly 1999 thru 2003.

2.James DePrato (Guitar) Nick Heustis (Bass) Phil Hodges (Drums) Danilo Lopez (Percussion,Vocals) Eli Nelson (Guitar,Vocals) David Scott (keyboards, Vocals) Michael Sullivan (Sound Engineer)

3. Strange unexplained sound heard by most but not all people in the Taos New Mexico area.

1. Have you ever seen Taos Hum? They are f**kin amazing, you really ought to check them out.

3. What was that strange humming noise I heard when I was in Taos N.M.?

by wajjaw August 17, 2009

Taos hummer

When you receive a mysterious blowjob with no discernible source, which cannot be explained by science.

Dude, I think got a blowjob last night but my girlfriend wasn't even around." "Man, you just got a Taos hummer.

by McGravin March 3, 2011

Taos Poo

The combination of stomach acid, unidentified liquid and chucks of solidified poo that comes out after eating at New Mexico State University's cafeteria which is named Taos.

Man I ate some taos like 20 minutes ago and now I'm about to taos poo my pants.

by nmsuhata December 9, 2009

free taos!

a popular bumper sticker for snowboarders in New Mexico. Taos does not allow snowboarders, only faggot skiiers, thereby hogging one of the greatest mountains of all time.

free taos!!!

VIVA NEW MEXICO!!!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

Airman Ga Taosenai

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

by Huuballawick November 3, 2012