talspiz

The meal you eat after dinner, but before breakfast. Generally from 12am - 4am.

What are you doing bro?
Oh nothing, just eating talspiz.

by I’m in 2022 May 22, 2020

Tats Mcormack

A busty woman, rocking two fat jugs; rarely fully concealed. Most likely to be a milf to some degree.

"Jesus Christ Joseph, have you seen the rack on Alison?!"

"Aye mate - a full on Tats Mcormack."

by wackypound December 15, 2011

Talos

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

Heimskr: Hello friend, have you come to hear the word of mighty Talos?

by Heimskr November 1, 2018

One Night Talks

One Night Talks are just like One Night Stands. Only its when you only talk to a person for one night and one night only.

I had many One Night Talks last night.

by Jimmy knows who this is lol April 11, 2010

slap my pop tarts

The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.

Did you slap my pop tarts earlier?

by Ya boi JD January 31, 2020

Talisa

Talisa is an amazing person who is perfect in any and every way talisa is very kind and caring and very funny they will make you laugh so hard and they will make you feel better in any situation your in. Talisa always wants you to be apart of the group and will include you In everything when your feeling left out. In the end a talisa is a crazy’s day loving person and is so beautiful and just over all a great person.❤️❤️❤️ Elly

See that Elly over there she’ll never be a talisa

by Elly lives you talisa January 6, 2019

tats

Short way of saying tattoos.

I love your tats~they're awesome!

by Starchylde June 11, 2016