i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

b.t.t.s.

bitches think they slick

b.t.t.s. yo, these bitches think they slick

by Brian Lundy October 14, 2008

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

by YEET SIS October 20, 2020

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

by cutwotebs March 1, 2013

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

A.T.B.S

Allergic To BullShit

Dan - Hi Emma, last week I had to go to surgery and get my 12 inch penis reduced so I wouldn't pass out when I got an erection, would you like to see?

Emma- Dan, I would love to see it, but unfortunately I went to the doctor's last week as well and was diagnosed with A.T.B.S.

Dan- Oooh, what's A.T.B.S Emma

Emma- A well known allergy these days, Allergic To BullShit. So goodbye Dan, I can't hang around you because you make me feel sick of your bullshit.

by D Lucky Lux November 9, 2019

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal

a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021