T-Bomb 

Taking a shit usually one of great magnitude which has been held in for several hours

me: "Hey im about to go drop a t-bomb on Mr. Crapper"
friend: "Okay, but you better shut the door to control the blast!"

T-Bomb by chevygirl057 September 20, 2010

t bomb 

A text message in which devastating information is revealed.

-"Dude, your phone just went off."
-"Whoa man, t bomb from Ted. Party's off."
-"Brutal."

t bomb by William Forrester February 9, 2009

t bomb 

Un-expected text message delaying ones progress

Justin : Hey whats the hold up? We gotta go
Ryan : Got a t bomb, hang on

t bomb by Sasquatch20 February 24, 2010

T bomb 

a T bomb is where a girl you were interested in taking home from the party turns out to be a transvestite.

'I thought that girl was joking when she said she could do more pushups then me..and then she dropped the T bomb"

T bomb by morgan... June 19, 2008

T bomb 

When someone who at some point has been or worked as a trader in the financial markets finds any excuse to mention it or bring it up in conversation, be it relevant or not.

"Speaking as an ex-Trader...."
"When I was a Trader...."
"If I was still Trading...."

All of the above are T bombs.

T bomb by shepshep March 23, 2010

That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb

A drop shot (typically into Red Bull) that is horrifically disgusting and appears as a Jäger Bomb but it isn’t.

Keagan: “Let’s go boys! Let’s get dickered it’s New Years Eve!”
James: “Shots?!”
*slams back Black Death shot*
James: “That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb!” (Puke dripping from face)

That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb by Horsecrotch May 2, 2018

I don’t have a bomb 

To not have an explosive weapon at your arsenal

Sir, I will inform you at this moment that I don’t have a bomb

I don’t have a bomb by Gmaxable October 4, 2025