A symphonic band is simply a band for smarter and more advanced musicians. People who were put in a concert band are rejects that didn't make the symphonic band.
by Symphonic band October 13, 2015
Get the Symphonic band mug.A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
Get the Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal mug.by Wisdomdagger May 17, 2019
Get the Symphonic band auditions mug.A castrated version of metal that uses orchestra sounds to back up the fact that they can't come up with a good guitar riff.
Good example symphonic metal band would be Epica. Where's the balls? Where's the soul? All those guys do is chug all day.
On a side note, though, I'd totally do their singer.
On a side note, though, I'd totally do their singer.
by ThatOneCrazyMofo March 30, 2010
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Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
chorus of symphony of destruction
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
chorus of symphony of destruction
by darthredneck September 16, 2008
Get the symphony of destruction mug.-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
by DJ.B November 7, 2010
Get the beethovens 69th symphony mug.1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
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