Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017

shopportunity

A golden opportunity for shopping. When the opportunity for shopping arises at the same time as you find a parking space in front of the store and you have plenty of cash.

Marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking space, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. She knew that her shopping was meant to be!

by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008

swapportunity

swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)

noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.

3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.

Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)

The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

by Just4Lovers January 12, 2012

slopportunity

n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.

Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'

"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."

by magnerash December 2, 2011

swapportunity

The opportunity to swap any snack with a low-cal snack.

Yoplait yogurt for Yoplait Lite yogurt. The swapportunity was being able to eat Yoplait Lite yogurt instead of regular Yopliat yogurt.

by HockeyT19BH35 July 28, 2012

Swapportunity

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.

I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.

by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019