soonee

The act of beating your dog off , catching the cum in a sauce pan and fry it . Then you put it in a bag , shove it up your ass and have your dog eat it out of your ass

I pulled a hot soonee with my neighbors dog last night

by Maddieisafeen May 2, 2018

swoonie

One who has been swooned. Typically used in conjuncture with swooner i.e. one who has swooned another. Swoonie people are generally sprung, use gooey mannerisms, and exhibit puppy dog eyes. The swoonie is often found looking longing and deeply into the swooner's eyes.

Charles was most certainly the swoonie, and not the swooner, in the relationship.

by theplumptortellini September 24, 2019

Swooned

What a vagina does when it can't hold in the moisture anymore. The lips spread open and gush out an abundance creamy goodness.

So Jake sent me a pic of his abs today. I swooned all over myself!

by Negative55 January 3, 2016

poon swooner

A dude that be all up wit the ladies but he just "hanging out" usually homosexual.

"Hey wanna smoke a bleezy on saturday?". "i'm chillin wit bessy."<------- what a poon swooner

by Nigguhzgetinblazted December 13, 2008