swootness

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment

Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?

by Zain76 August 19, 2008

Swagless

Swagless: The Act Of Having No Swag, People who are not cool have zero Swag and therefore are swagless. All Martha's are swagless, even having zero hidden swag

Yung Flexx: WOW THAT MARTHA IS SWAGLESS!

Yung SHROOMZ: I KNOW ZERO SWAG EVEN NO HIDDEN SWAG

by YUNG FLEXX July 11, 2017

swoggles

Similiar to beer goggles, it is the effect of being around the atrociously ugly people at Swarthmore College. All of a sudden mediocre to ugly people begin to look fuckable.

Are you kidding? That girl is fucking hideous. Take your fucking swoggles off, dipshit.

by Steve, Ekat, and the lovable Abbie Fischer November 13, 2004

swaggless

one who has no sense of style and extremely lacking originality, a pathological hater, a follower, a lame, a yergit, a nobody, a gump, a waldo ass nigga.

1. you wanna be like me so bad, you niggas are so swaggless.
2. you a waldo ass nigga, i could'nt find you in an empty room.
3. who is this swaggless ass nigga?

by Darian Mcdonald May 13, 2008

Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.

Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"

by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009

swagless

a douche bag

Person 1: yo you got a black n mild
Person 2: nah i don't smoke black n milds those are for fags
Person 1: haha yeah just fucking with you
Dylan Levitt: I have a black n mild
Person 1: wow swagless nigga
Person 2: yeah fuckinn sir stunts a lot

by james2352454346134 May 26, 2009

swagless

no style

sam:look at what kelly is wearing.

nick: dude i know she is swagless.

by boomsheka2 April 21, 2009