Swolest

To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".

"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."

by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013

Swoleitis

Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.

People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.

Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"

by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008

swoliosis

The physical condition of extremely high levels of muscle mass and extremely low levels of fat found on the body.

Arnold Swartzenegger suffered from a severe case of swoliosis in the 1970's.

by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003

Swole Shack

A place aka weight room...aka YMCA. Where you do work on the weights and get swole. You may develop swoleosis, and it is non-curable but it will be alright in the morning. Swole Shack may include intense swole sessions where you X-plode on the weights and DO WORK SON!

Bro 1: "Yo broski you lookin small, need to get big on the weights and head over to the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: "Ight bro I'll check it out."

2 years later

Bro 1: " Dang broski looks like you been hitting the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: " Yessir bro, all day errrdayy. The doc told me the other day I developed Swoleosis...no big deal."

by Jacked Diseal January 8, 2012

swole up

The act of getting muscular/buff or in shape. See swole.

"I'm going to the gym to swole up."

by IceWarm November 6, 2004

ben swolo

A meme from Star Wars the last Jedi, where it shows Kylo Ren with tights that go extremely high.

Bruh Ben Swolo is the best meme ever

by Rubikslube December 27, 2017

Swolemate

(Noun) Your life-long gym partner. The one you simply can't lift without. You would never dare let someone else spot you once you've found your true swolemate. You and your swolemate grow together, both literally and figuratively. Age, ethnicity, gender, body type, political affiliation, and sexual preference have no bearing on social acceptance of two people calling themselves swolemates. That is: prejudice against swolemates is non-existent.

Guy1: Dude, why are you here all alone? Where's your swolemate?
Guy2: He tore his rotary cuff doing incline, man. He'll be out for at least a month.

by Gynomancer May 11, 2013