Swizzle Stick

a stick worth of an adjective.

often used because you are at a lost for a real adjective; speechless

The word originated from a tall bulky white man that may be confused as Drago from Rocky. Created in New Orleans it was established and made public in College Station.

Stop trying to touch my swizzle stick Randy!

by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick December 31, 2009

Swizzle Stick

Urethral probe used for STD testing

The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out

by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016

swizzle stick

A person that starts a discussion on a volatile topic such as politics or religion, and then withdraws from the conversation. The phrase comes from using a swizzle stick to stir a drink and then pulling it out.

Hahaha. That Joe was such a swizzle stick today. He walked into the break room and asked us what we thought about the election and then walked out.

by ebaconjr February 25, 2009

Swizzle Stick

A stick used for mixing, stirring, or blending.

I shoved my Swizzle Stick in her ass, and mixed that shit up!

by dirtyd45678 July 2, 2016

Chicago Swizzle Stick

The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure

Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!

by Seth Rogaine July 19, 2018

Shizzle stick

Mixing a drink with the finger that has just been up your own or someone else's butthole

Don't worry about yo drank. I gave a a swish wit my shizzle stick

by Mikball May 10, 2014

swuzzle stick

1. male equivalent of a swizzle stick. 2. much more feminine that a metro-sexual, yet still claiming to be hetero-sexual. 3. a man who is obsessed with all aspects of his physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better". Some even go as far as to use cosmetics.

Brett is such a swuzzle stick. Can you believe he uses that mail order cosmetic crap? Of course, his long curly hair and perfectly manicured nails don't help. I am not sure if he is straight or not. He sure acts awfully girly to me.

by Maisie M. December 21, 2006