When you cum in a chick's ass, and then she takes a shit and it's all swirled together like a swiss roll.
by MonkeyCheese3d September 2, 2011
by jujubeelikesknees September 19, 2014
The act of ejaculating into someone’s belonging and rolling it afterwards. Mostly used as a vengeance after a breakup
She cheated on me and she left her sleeping bag at my place. I swiss rolled it before she picked it up
by PocketLewis March 24, 2021
sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle
by richard finkler May 6, 2007
A Swiss roll is when a white women in black face is the center of a bukakke and when it is over everyone shits on her as she rolls around.
by McGree February 9, 2010
Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.
Member of voltron fandom: Dude, you have got to see this! It's amazing and u won't regret it I swear
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO
by A cool dude I swear May 27, 2017
When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.
Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.
I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.
I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.
by Thefunnyman25 March 17, 2016