Shirtless Mike

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.

Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*

by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019

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Shirtless Revolution

The art of removing your shirt at inappropriate times and places.

"Hey Mike, why does that guy have his shirt off in Church? Because Bill, its a Shirtless Revolution!"

by ONEAL DUDE February 17, 2009

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Swirler

Somebody who dates outside of their race.

I am a swirler because I love diversity.

by JustMe.Com June 29, 2015

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Shirtless

Something that should be seen more often in warmer weather.

Person 1: "That person is always shirtless! Does he own a shirt?"
Person 2: "He likes being shirtless. Just let him be."

by DW!! August 26, 2013

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Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

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