A greasy, long haired person who usually listens to screamo, metal and emo. Some times like to seem "in" with the trends so they listen to the "latest" hip hop song 2 months after its video has been relased. Wears dark clothes, normally band shirts. Hates scene kids and chavs. Complains about being labelled and then starts ranting about chavs. Sits on a wall at wyvern theatre and listens to music on their phone. Usually like to get stoned every weekend so they get 20 different people to chip in 50p to a 10 bag and then go and smoke it in queens park. Goes to town every weekend. They think they're badman. They're idea of a night out is to go to furnace night club and listen to local bands who cannot sing so they bree.
swindon greb1: hey, have you heard soulja boy's new song, crank dat?
swindon greb2: oh em gee yehh i love it
swindon greb1: you going furnace tonight?
swindon greb2: yehhh see you there
swindon greb2: oh em gee yehh i love it
swindon greb1: you going furnace tonight?
swindon greb2: yehhh see you there
by Spazzie April 13, 2008
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Get the Swindon mug.Skwindow is short for 'Skiving Window', a very small web browser window used tactically in open plan offices to surreptitiously browse non-work related websites.
Skwindows should be a third to a quarter of the height of your usual web browser window, making the content much harder to spot from across the room. The more people your screen is visible to, the smaller your skwindow will need to be, especially if you're reading social media feeds (the most obvious culprits for internet skiving during work hours).
The main drawbacks of skwindows are a risk of RSI from nonstop scrolling in such a small space, being unable to see the whole of a photo, and also that the distinctive shape and size of the skwindow as a constant presence becomes a giveaway in itself.
Skwindows should be a third to a quarter of the height of your usual web browser window, making the content much harder to spot from across the room. The more people your screen is visible to, the smaller your skwindow will need to be, especially if you're reading social media feeds (the most obvious culprits for internet skiving during work hours).
The main drawbacks of skwindows are a risk of RSI from nonstop scrolling in such a small space, being unable to see the whole of a photo, and also that the distinctive shape and size of the skwindow as a constant presence becomes a giveaway in itself.
If you make a small enough skwindow, the Facebook title bar completely disappears when you scroll down. Good to know.
Jill's manager must be lurking nearby, because her skwindow is literally only the height of one tweet right now!
Jill's manager must be lurking nearby, because her skwindow is literally only the height of one tweet right now!
by halfahorse December 16, 2013
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Get the Swindonesque mug.Look at that, the girl pushing that pram can't be more than 16 and I bet you that isn't her sister. Swindon Syndrome, if you ask me.
by Slayer Of Cowards October 14, 2003
Get the Swindon Syndrome mug.A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.
Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...
by purple_horizon February 28, 2004
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