Swindon Syndrome

teenage motherhood

Look at that, the girl pushing that pram can't be more than 16 and I bet you that isn't her sister. Swindon Syndrome, if you ask me.

by Slayer Of Cowards October 14, 2003

swindon

A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.

Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...

by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

Swindon kiss

A Swindon kiss is to violently headbutt somebody without any provocation.

I was talking to my girlfriend this morning when she Swindon kissed me.

by dankerschern January 6, 2015

Swindon

Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.

Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare

by Roo August 5, 2003

Swindon

Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.

by Godless Heathen October 15, 2003

Swindon

A place populated by cool moshers and rivetheads.On the other hand, the ghetto areas are no go unless you own a trackie and a pair of nike.

"Swindon massive"
"Arrr you mosher scum!!!!"

by Rivethead November 12, 2006

swindon

Second worst town in the country. Highest teen pregnancy rate in europe. Chav filled or full of "moshers" with "issues".
Only place worse being Slough.

What's more confusing than fathers day in swindon?
Fathers day in Slough!

by Mooncradle June 14, 2007