Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public

1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin

by Alanan February 19, 2010

Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

by MiamiMan August 26, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

by mr.timmah December 13, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"

by SP FTW August 22, 2012

swifting

Taking a dookie in an educational establishment, with or without pants, but usually without.

"Chance, quit swifting!"

by A friend of Mr. Swift February 27, 2010

Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.

"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum

by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

by Yo.Homie September 6, 2009