Speedo Boy

A boy where swimming is his life. They mostly live in speedos and definitely own a Speedo backpack.

Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”

by Bobbio Santana October 17, 2019

speedom

A five minute song where Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko and Eminem rap faster than humanly possible about rapping fast and vagina holes.

"Bro, you heard that song about the flight attendant from Idaho that took an antenna in the vagina hole?"
"Yeah bro, that song had some serious Speedom."

by YourTeamIsAss January 15, 2017

Sweetous

To be cooler than cool; the act of being super awesome

Mike Tyler and I are all pretty sweetous

by Liam sweetous Joyce September 13, 2019

Pedos in Speedos

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

Swedo

A stereotypical Guido (chains, t-shirt, collar up on a pink polo shirt, spiked hair, flexing muscles) who has bleached blonde hair instead of dark hair. Portmanteau of Swedish Guido.

You: I've never seen a Guido with pale blonde hair!!!

Me: Yeah, that's a Swedo.

by Joey Paisan December 3, 2010

speedo

A proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the United States. The speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.

I wanted to wear my speedo while in Texas, but I was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.

by Ashoka July 12, 2006

speedom

Speedom is the ability to rap faster than the average human. It is also a song by Tech n9ne featuring Krizz Kaliko and Eminem.

"that guy's rapping is on Speedom level."

by MegaJared March 27, 2017