When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.
I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.
by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018
Get the Swedish Grapefruit mug.The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.
by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016
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A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
Get the Swindling Swede mug.Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.
by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015
Get the Swedish breeze mug.Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!
Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
by JoanyBear December 7, 2010
Get the Sedouched mug.bro: dude, where did you get your movies from now that blockbuster shut down?
dude: bro, i get my shit from swedish netflix.
bro: ???
dude: bro, i get my shit from swedish netflix.
bro: ???
by dolphinsballoon724 March 14, 2012
Get the Swedish Netflix mug.1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.
2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.
3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.
2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.
3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.
"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"
Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"
Woman: "Um, hell no."
Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"
Woman: "Um, hell no."
by awbatman500 June 15, 2014
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