say swear to god!

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.

theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!
chadwick: say swear to god!
theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!

by geegz April 8, 2009

i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016

asdfghbjnkml,swedrft

the name FranzJ gave to his desert eagle in one of his CS:GO videos

asdfghbjnkml,swedrft

by MemeLord4063 November 27, 2020

sweary Q

Mistaken meaning for a line in TI's lyrics for "What You Know." He is not referring to drugs. He is referring to how uncool (square) someone is. The person that he is referring is worse than square; he is cube (which is made up of six squares). Therefore, this person is square x 6= VERY uncool. Clever lyric!

"You never carry tools/ Not even square, he cube"

What in the hell is a sweary Q?

by ziophocles November 2, 2008

SWER

Zucc-approved way to say sex-worker.

I got kicked off tinder for being a swer.

by Metrixus July 18, 2021

swearathon

Letting the swear words rip, swearing like a trooper, swearing when you’re angry to let off steam, swearing with friends for fun, using expletives including the f... word, c... word and s... word. Swearing in a sweararhon can really help some people as it may make them feel better. A sweararhon is best avoided in formal situations such as a job interview or visit to the doctor. Many people like to learn how to swear in different languages.

My mates and I had a swearathon at the pub and we let off some steam.

by Stash279 August 16, 2018

granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015