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Japanese Sweatervest 

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.
Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

sweatermeat

The breasts, especially spectacular breasts.
Check out the sweatermeat on the new chick behind the counter! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
sweatermeat by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005

Sweater Vest Friday 

A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.
Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"

Santorum Sweater Vest 

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.
Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

norwegian sweater-vest 

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.
I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.

sweater vest 

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.
Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
sweater vest by Chairs November 15, 2009