Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.

Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need

by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017

Steamoned

When someone’s so drunk they turn into a demon

Annas eyes were different directions.... she was steamoned

by Russdog22 December 8, 2019

Seasoned

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".

"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."

by SonicPman May 19, 2017

Seasoned

When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality

Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there

Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.

by TheOneOnlyLegend January 2, 2019

Seasoned Curlies

Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.

When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.

by CJ Natoli January 6, 2007

seasoned breasts

origin: Jamaica, means female places her fingers in her vagina and then wipes it's juices on her breast so it can be licked off by partner.

Raul was sucking Jackie's seasoned breasts.

by islandman9 July 20, 2008

seasoned bush pilot

statement refers to an older lesbian

Look at the two gals holding hands. Boy, I bet they are a couple of seasoned bush pilots.

by KIrby Miller November 23, 2007