dumb guy, really small pennis, has a butt chin
No one likes the swartz
by dherhrrth March 31, 2015
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Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.
Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.
by DishBeforeTheMainDish February 10, 2013
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Drink named after the Famous Dancer Jeffrey Swartz, known for the snap'n stomp, which consists of Half Sprite, Half Lemonade.
Mmmm this Jeffrey Swartz is delicious!

Man, oh man, I love Jeffrey Swartz in my mouth!
by Edo Azran May 22, 2008
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A small town located West of Flint, Michigan. Swartz Creek used to be home to a bunch of God-fearing, good looking country kids. Now, their memory is all that remains as the people of Flint make their way into the poor unsuspecting suburb.
Man, Swartz Creek used to be cool, what happened?
by EEEK! July 11, 2008
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Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays
Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*
by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020
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An out of state college student, who typically hooks up with a bunch of females rating from 1-10, with no preference. Also typically jokes about STDs,specifically chlamydia, but no one knows if he is being serious or not.
Girl 1: omg I slept with Drew Swartz
Girl 2: Damn it! Go get tested
by Partyswartzardi October 25, 2017
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An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.
I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.
by Mr Nolen November 20, 2019
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