when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.
earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....
by dunbart August 20, 2008
by Diggler March 18, 2003
Adj.:
When your ass gets so sweaty that you feel that it will soon harbor swamp vegetation. Will cause unpleasantness.
When your ass gets so sweaty that you feel that it will soon harbor swamp vegetation. Will cause unpleasantness.
by TheIDKman December 03, 2010
The phenomenon that occurs when one does not properly wipe one's ass, causing latent shit to slowly melt when exposed to hot weather.
Because their star player was stricken with a bout of swampass at a pivotal point in the game, the favored team lost the soccer championship.
by wasabi milkshake August 08, 2004
by mak4life February 06, 2003
by MissingElements July 20, 2016
The foul odor from one's anus that causes one's underpants and pants to stink. Swampass is caused by a combination of sweat/body odor and diarrhea.
by Pissed Off Paul October 14, 2003