Wagstaff

If your last name by any chance is Wagstaff, I feel bad for you.

The Wagstaff clan, originating from the deep parts of Cornwall has been know in that area as the inferior breed of humans. Wagstaff men can be identified by their very prominent, fiery red hair and their low IQ’s while wag staff women are non existent, only coming from marrying into the family.

Hey man you want to go with Christian out to a movie on the weekend

Nah man he’s a wagstaff

by Tgifffff March 23, 2023

Wagstaff

Pronounced (Vag-staff)
A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.

The Wagstaff sect will invade from the north.

by Waglbee November 17, 2017

swagsta

someone who has a lot of swag. they have so much swag but its completely natural to them. completely fresh.

hey man did you see shannon walk by just now? she is a total swagsta

by sddtheoriginalswagsta January 17, 2011

Wagstaff

Wagstaff is the last name of one of the greatest people you'll ever know. She is loud, obnoxious, and inclined to slap you every 2 seconds while laughing maniacally. She is 50 and fierce, and will totally ask you if you want to "bring your suit and go in the haaat tub."

"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"

by DanSmell the Avenger January 10, 2010

Wagstaff

A particularly offensive poo, that is loud, obnoxious, smelly and gets up everyone's nose.

I was out in a group last night and someone had a Wagstaff that made everyone suffer.

by Anarkay October 11, 2017

wagstaff shitter

the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.

fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!

by badgerisfat September 8, 2008

swagstaful

full of swag

Nick is swagstaful.

by Jay Bieber April 18, 2012