Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010
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He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010
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a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010
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Haley slaftered so much she drooled over her books.
The slaftering was so contagious people became horrendously hysterical.
The joke was so funny I slaftered almost a day afterwards at the thought of it.
The slaftering was so contagious people became horrendously hysterical.
The joke was so funny I slaftered almost a day afterwards at the thought of it.
by Mike the leopard May 3, 2010
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Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.
by Swifterize August 15, 2014
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