German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022

White Sunglasses

Sunglasses that tend to be worn by complete douchebags who think they possess what is called "swag".

Guy 1: "Did you see Cole's white sunglasses?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I always knew he was a douchebag"

Cole: "Check out my sweet icy shades bros!" "SWAG!!"

Guy 1: "Holy shit...."

by Brosiden696969 March 4, 2012

Forgot His Sunglasses

When a man obviously stares at a woman’s breasts while talking to her. Happens when a person is usually wearing sunglasses, where they can stare unnoticed, then takes them off.

"You believe that frado who was talking to me? He was staring at my chest the whole time."
"Yeah, that freak forgot his sunglasses."

by PlutoRoman October 23, 2009

Sunglasses at night

This term describes a way to not see what's right in front of you. The person who, figuratively, wears his/her sunglasses at night turns a deaf ear and a blind eye to unfavorable situations.

I need my sunglasses at night because I don't want to believe this.

by TheOneThat'sSchoolin'YouSon June 16, 2010

sunglasses

Plastic/metal/glass instruments placed over the eyes to block out harmful UV rays.

Celebrities use them to diguise themselves as normal people. Normal people use them to digsuise themselves as celebrities.

"Check out the new sunglasses I bought! They protect my eyes while making myself appear to be rich."

by Emily December 24, 2004

Sunglasses Hot

Someone who appears to be hot..until they take off their sunglasses.

He looks really good in this picture, but he might only be sunglasses hot.

by RodneyC April 19, 2010

norwegian sunglasses

When Your girlfriend gives you a BJ while being upside down, so your balls cover her eyes...!

..damn, we were having quality time and then I decided it was time for here to wear Norwegian sunglasses; she was upside Down and giving me a BJ and my balls covered her eyes!

by Pacmania4ever July 21, 2014