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susannah 

susannah's are cool, funny, but tend to have anger issues when u tick them off, they are funny tehe and they know when to not overreact. they are usually more girly. they are usually socially akward around ppl but are loud around their friends. anyway, i could go on about how great they are but i have one more thing, u wanna know how i know this even tho ive never met a susannah in my entire life? thats bc i am one and yes i write about how great i am and im not afraid to show it
Random man thats standing by shoprite: Oh look! who is that girl?

The other random man with a worrying amount of tattoos: Oh thats Susannah, cant u tell?
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susannah 

A word usually used to describe a chief lunger, pint gunner and FAB attender.
A person usually known for consuming beverages through a cheese grater and for showing off her beer baby! What a lady! Noone can understand the single status!! Susannah = catch!
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Susannah 

She's a fucking backstabbing little bitch. Shes a two faced whore that doesn't care about anyone but herself. She's someone who will do whatever it takes to make it to the top. Downright bitch.
"Little bitch. She's pulling a Susannah alright"

Susannah 

A susannah is a girl who has sneaky hands. She finds time for sexual incounters at every opportunity, even with her busy schedule. Just call for a good time guaranteed.
Guy: I need some fun but I've got so much work
Guy: oh you need a susannah

Guy: Why is the desk moving in biology?
Girl: it must be susannah
Susannah by Therapy badgers November 13, 2016

Susannah 

A strange girl who spends all her time on her iPod touch looking at pictures of a guy named Elijah Lamb
Looks like Susannah is on her iPod again!
Susannah by qwertyuiop123asdf November 9, 2020

Susannah Complex 

The mindset of one that falls in love with whatever touches their twat

*Panties not included (most of the time)
The Susannah Complex is the only reason Billy has any "friends"

Sweet Susannah 

Sweet Susannah by Festytestes September 24, 2023