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Surrey Jack

Indo Canadians who wear black air forces and a shit ton of Jordan clothing only wear black. Supposably the gangsters of surrey. With a silver chain
Akash sandu is such a Surrey jack
by Sala bhenchod September 28, 2018
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Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.
Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.
by IcePic April 28, 2012
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Surrey Boys

"You want me to call my surrey boys to come smash you huh?"
-Papachew
by big foig July 13, 2011
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surrey jack

A south asian gangster usually with these characteristics:
- wears brand only clothing (Jordan, Puma, Lacoste, Nike etc
- has high hopes of becoming a successful gangster/dealer
- has so many enemies (usually of the same ethnicity) that he is afraid to walk in groups of less than four
- at many times, uses punjabi words like paaji, panchod, phudu
- PROUD OF THEIR COUNTRY india
- they always jump ppl they hate or if they are drunk......random people
- the only kind of music the listen to is punjabi music and rap
- smoke weed, fuck bitches, and drink liqour on a regular basis
- tend to hindu pack their cars
Some guy: hey u hear that punjabi music?
Other guy: yeah i think a hindu packed car full of Surrey jacks are comin our way! RUN
by NOTASurrey jack April 13, 2007
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Surrey Boy

A term often used by students and those in university environments to describe young lads from obviously privileged middle and upper class upbringings who pretend to act like roadman because they think it's cool. Though originally used to describe students who behaved in such a way from well-off towns in Surrey, such as Guildford and Epsom, the term has since broadened to include almost anybody who acts in such a manner from rural counties known for their higher standards of living, such as Worcestershire, Cheshire and several others.

Surrey Boys are easily recognised from their dress senses, usually donning Stone Island jumpers, Nike 110 trainers and various other branded goods likely bought from JD using money from mummy and daddy's trustfund. They are also easily recognised by their speech, often talking in fake urban accents (usually London sounding ones practiced for hours on end in their bedrooms), throwing in incredibly forced amounts of slang as they do so.

In larger groups, Surrey Boys will tend to talk the hardest or about how much 'pussy' they get, yet when faced with actual threat or placed on their own, will brick it and and pray that their family butler Jeremy comes running to their aid.

Most other students, especially those from truly working class and rougher urban environments, easily see through the acts of Surrey Boys, and simply see them as a source of mockery, similar in act and appearance to Sacha Baron Cohen's famous character 'Ali G'.
I've been at uni here in Liverpool for six months and already ran into dozens of Surrey Boys. Should've figured, it being Russell Group and all...
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Surrey Jack

Brown kids from Surrey who think they are gangsters that come from middle class/wealthy families they usually get a high fade and keep a goatee. You can find these Surrey jacks nowadays at Cabana, Taphouse and Cactus club. Surrey jacks love wearing their Gucci murses and driving their dads luxury vehicles. Some risky Surrey Jacks who take the gangster image too far start working dial-a-dope lines to look extra cool.
Person 1: Yo look at that Surrey Jack wearing his Gucci side Bag he thinks he’s nuts

Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line
by YooShouldWeGoCabana December 27, 2022
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Dirty Surrey

A sexual act involving a couple performing anal but with the man standing upright and the woman violently spinning on his dick.

Usually done in the city of Surrey.
I heard Tom gave her the dirty Surrey on their date.
Oh so that's why she's in the hospital.
by Rubanka August 13, 2017
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