backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.

Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise

by JamesBong February 3, 2004

supine

to lay falt on one's back, often while getting a blow j

"You broseph I was at my house all night laying supine and getting a mad blow j!"

by E.L. Godkin October 29, 2007

chupacabra surpise

When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.

Oh I totally chupacabra surpised that chick last night.

by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010

supine sam

a sam that is laying down and/or taking a nap.

a sam that is gazing at the stars.

a lazy sam.

Supine Sam was doing nothing as she gazed at the ceiling fan longingly.

by bugohabina18 August 23, 2007

surpise

An even better surprise.

Thank you for signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Throughout the month of December, we will send you eight small surpises in the mail.

by cfrieds January 14, 2016

Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

Pre-prepared and irrelevant response posh london mayor once threw in rather than answer a straight question. Skillfully ignored by the people it was aimed at as it was an irrelevant insult and only funny to the 13 year old watching on YouTube 8 years afterwards.

ABJ: "You great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
Everyone else: "Oh gawd, not that again! please try and come up with something new and relevent as an insult as that wasn't even funny when we were 14..."

by Andysuth June 25, 2020

Surineopath

Used more discretely for people subjected to being diagnosed as a psychopath but in a "sleeper agent" state, where one wrong move can set them off into a spiralling cycle of psychosis and eventually, mental break.

"Jessica has been through a lot of trauma, she is a Surineopath, and should be treated with care."

by Victimless Crime July 17, 2023