McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown

*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019

Scritching

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

by timberpup January 24, 2010

Skrittle

Not a skillet.
Used when unable to remember the word for skillet

You put in a weird sock, you cook it up on a......skrittle?

by Rasputins_boyfriend January 25, 2021

Sprite Cranberry

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.

Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.

by rufoosy December 16, 2018

Sarita

A caring girl, Who is someone very original. She tends to be clumsy, And she usually has a lot of guy friends. She is a very trustworthy person. A person who doesn't break promises. She is a beautiful and gorgeous person. She has a bright smile, and seems to be like a very happy person and acts like everything is fine. She has a dark past has cried herself to sleep most times. She usually gets betrayed by most people. She is very social and tends to have many friends. She makes mistakes and is truly sorry when she does. She gets bullied and acts like everything's fine. She is an awesome best friend and will always be there for you when you need her. She tends to have a very good memory. She believes in second chances. She tends to trust the wrong people. She has beautiful brown eyes and beautiful brown hair. She is a real go getter and a best friend everyone wants to have. She is truly extraordinary person when you get to know her. She is extreamly funny, and hates drama. When she finds her real friends, and you're one of them, she will always remember you. She is an amazing dancer. She doesn't tend to show it off much. If you know a Sarita make sure you have her close to you and get to know her.

Sarita is an extraordinary person.

by OMGIT'STHENUMBER8 June 24, 2013

Drinking Sprite

Codename for masturbation usually used by guys when girls are present to prevent disturbing them.

Guy 1: "Did you see that hot girl with the g-string on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what I'll be thinking while I'm Drinking Sprite tonight."
Female Aquaintance:*confused look*

by bakergtr June 17, 2012

Sprite can

a very big penis

In Lil Kim's song, The Jump Off, she says:

"I can make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth."

by terradusa4219 May 17, 2009