Dave Strider

A teenage boy in the webcomic homestuck that thinks he’s cool but ya know he’s a teenager we all think we’re cool

Karkat: why are you wearing those sunglasses it’s night!
Dave strider: shut the fuck up
Karkat:...

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Dave Strider

so gay
pure gay texan

"Man your'e being such a Dave Strider"
"I am Dave Strider"

by diddlydarnbuddy July 29, 2016

Stride Gum Episode

When an episode of a show is centered around an advertisement instead of the show itself. Originating from a Smallville episode where a Stride Gum factory was the focus of the episode and the gum was used as a main piece to the story. Another recent example is It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia had an episode centered around a Dave & Busters.

Oh, this is their Stride Gum episode.

by MartiniMan October 7, 2009

Dave Strider

A really cool guy who wears shades hes so cool

Person A:Check it out hes like dave strider
Person B: what how?

Person A: they're both so cool!!

by Nyoom_101 November 18, 2018

Trojan Stride

* Must have no shame.*
When a woman chews on a used condom right after sex that is filled with her partners ball juices.

That dirty bitch loves my Trojan Stride bubble gum!

by Glazers r' Us July 11, 2016

Strideaphobia

The fear of chewing Stride because bad things will happen to you.

Pat-Dude want some stride gum?
Tim-Screw that I dont want a ram headbutting me in the balls.
Pat-Ha you have strideaphobia

by Patatron January 12, 2009

Boof Strider

Someone who strides to boof random objects at any given moment. A Boof Strider can usually be identified quickly by the bulges you may see in the back of his or her pants or when random objects are found missing and later recovered with a rancid stench.

Man I wish Scott wasn't such a Boof Strider, I really liked that guitar!

by BoofDrondulus April 19, 2010