Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.

We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!

by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.

Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)

by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011

Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.

Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.

by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010

Supercolon

A person with a colon so miraculous, that they can defecate large feces with much ease.

Did you see what Kenny did in the bathroom?" Andrew asked Sam. "He must have a supercolon!

by Riotfish November 16, 2010

Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.

1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !

by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009

superboozy

an adjective used to describe an alcoholic drink as having either a high alcohol content or a strong alcohol taste.

Tequila is superboozy.

by Duke d'Redeemer November 29, 2004

supercoolmidoriya

A supper awesome and amazing person. They are super kind and fun to talk with!

Person 1: "have you hear about supercoolmidoriya? "
Person 2: "yes! I love them, they're super kind! "
Person 1: "yeah! "

by Deeznuts_formen May 30, 2021