i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

by specimengold November 8, 2013

suncreaming

The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom

Guy 1: Weird story, I had to wipe my cum on my chest last night because I didn't get any tissues

Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING

by TheBestGuy September 21, 2013

SunlessKhan

Sunlesskhan is a rocket league content creator That makes better content then amustycow.

friend: Hey who is your favorite rocket league Youtuber?

Me: Sunlesskhan

Friend: me too

by BorgeYT January 21, 2021

sincleanserr

A lame

Sincleanserr is the lamest of all lames!

by shinesfresh October 31, 2022

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

spuncle

Sperm donor who takes the role of an extended family member in the resulting offspring's life.

There were four adults who took the kid to see the pediatrician -- two parents, a grandparent and the spuncle.

by family boy January 13, 2009